Today's post is for every cat (or dog) who misunderstands or just happily ignores the primary function of the porcelain throne. Mine almost always have. I think I'm five for the last seven cats that I've been had by who've sat there staring at me while I did the Times puzzle, waiting for me to get off the water dish.
Batman was an odd cat too, in that even though he had a litter box, and seemed to know how to use it, he never, ever did. But he never peed or crapped in the house, either, the cat preferred to do his business outdoors, no matter the time of year, even. He was very strange that way.