A Few More Signs...

What is it about these 99 cent stores that they can't handle the concept of ninety-nine cents?
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Another victim of the computar virus. I'll bet they've got chocolate micro-chips in the ice cream.
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Here's an awning that's just crying out for a set of gratuitous quotation marks.
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The patron saint of melodious sound.
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Mohels in Brooklyn use specialized equipment.
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Right.